Games

I was soooo lazy this weekend....I am flying back home today. At least it is only an hour with the Michael O'Leary airline, I will do some yoga for the reminding time so I can fold myself into the tiny seats.

oops i am in england

Hi my sugar muffins, I just wanted to point out that I am currently in England and it is effin awesome. Someone called me "Darling" and "Madam" ...awesome!

Also I am totally blogging from the TV...yea.

 I will be here for a few days and I already have plans to drag my friend into an epic finger puppet undertaking, it is going to be amazeballs...or you know, I will pretend I never said this.

 I am so catching up with you guys later, when he starts boring me with his talk about fish...stop it already!!!

Also he is living right next to a frigging river...people from Cambridge row around on it, I'll try to take better pictures but that is my current view.

I swear it looks way better than this...well there is one problem...there are like 50 evil swans here. They better stay away or I"ll assault them with mouldy bread!!

Need a new investment plan!

The rain clouds have rolled in and unloaded their goodies....liquid goodies.
Which is fine by me, we all need water but why does the whole week have to look so lugubrious?

Therefore, I'd like to win the lottery so I can follow the sun. Asking the lotto people to just give me money did sadly not work. However, what if I buy lotto tickets for every number combination...surely that would get me the jackpot?

People please step back, I have attempted math....

Goggles on, here we go.

In the Irish lottery you choose 6 numbers between 1-45,

45!/(45-6)! 

Thus I would need to buy 5 864 443 200 lotto tickets, well I guess I could have 10 lines per ticket but that is still 586444320 tickets...gasp!
OK, that is just a minor set back right, you can play online these days...so no trees will be hurt in the process. Phew!

Unfortunately, 1 line costs 1.50EUR which would cost me in total
 8 796 664 800 EUR....or you know 11673174189.60 $

Anyone has some change for me?

No?

Please?

PS: I cannot guarantee that no numbers have been injured in the process or of the accuracy of the results...

Too lazy for a post title.

We finally had a week of summer here in Ireland, but the bad weather is supposed to roll in next week. So I am busy soaking up all the sun I can and store some extra in jars to last me through the rest of the year!

This week I discovered I am the Martha Steward nay the Yoda of smoothies. Just throw any fruit at me and I blend the crap out of it with force.

Yesterday I created an Apple-Banana-Almond Milk-Chocolate smoothie...it may looked like something that comes out of your body rather than it should go in, but holy Milka it was delicious!

May the smoothie be with you.